ter0rr:

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

Someone please make a Brownham titled gut zu Vögeln sein

dduane:

brilliantpanda:

pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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just accept your fate…

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Ah God, so true.

god I’m so angry atm
Sam Pepper.

posted 3 weeks ago

torrilla:

: . you are impeccable & extraordinary. I stand with you. I believe in gender equality.

posted 3 weeks ago | 40,909 notes | via: tom-and-ben | source: torrilla

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

posted 3 weeks ago | 76,809 notes | via: ter0rr | source: usbdongle
  • sex ed teacher: a lot of heterosexual boys tend to become aroused by the idea of two women in a sexual relationship but you don't see heterosexual girls becoming aroused at the idea of two men in a sexual relationship why do you think that is?
  • me: *laughs uncontrollably*
posted 3 weeks ago | 113,690 notes | via: farbenfrei | source: egobus

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”

Sylvia Plath (via wordsnquotes)

posted 1 month ago | 3,303 notes | via: t-w-a-m-p | source: wordsnquotes
posted 1 month ago

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

posted 1 month ago | 177,485 notes | via: xlennjascott | source: jionttt

houseofhannibal:

do any of us even care that hannibal is a cannibal

kaltspiegel:

Notizen die ich mir mitten in der Nacht mache und unglaublich lustig finde und ne halbe Stunde im Dunkeln drüber lache.

posted 1 month ago | 1,540 notes | via: farbenfrei | source: kaltspiegel
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